RED AND WHITE

Hope you had a Happy Christmas. I had, even if I had to work.
As someone would say, the work of a woman is never ending. Even more that of a courtesan.
I had again to come out of a Christmas present dressed up in red and white. Santa Claus in person would have liked it even though I did not have a beard. Not even down there.
What was astonishing this time was that I was given to the guy with the compliments of his ex-wife. At first I thought it was a joke. But when she told me that they even did a divorce party I could not but accept the job.
A divorce party and expensive presents. Her psychoanalist has to be a funny one.

TRAINING SHIP

I have been invited sailing the last few days.
The sea was marvellous the sky pure blue.
When I arrived at the boat I was gently invited to go on board.
The five boys of the crew were nice and I immediately felt one of them. I was not wrong, in some ways I was considered part of the crew as well.
When the son of the boss arrived they told me we were the eighteen-years-old birthday present from his father. He was supposed to learn sailing, he was supposed to learn the art of love.
We spent ten days sailing on the beautiful Caribean sea, we spent ten days training the way he has to touch a woman.
He was curious and sharp, witty and well equipped.
We experimented a lot; he was a good student and the last day he was even able to make me come.