RED AND WHITE

Hope you had a Happy Christmas. I had, even if I had to work.
As someone would say, the work of a woman is never ending. Even more that of a courtesan.
I had again to come out of a Christmas present dressed up in red and white. Santa Claus in person would have liked it even though I did not have a beard. Not even down there.
What was astonishing this time was that I was given to the guy with the compliments of his ex-wife. At first I thought it was a joke. But when she told me that they even did a divorce party I could not but accept the job.
A divorce party and expensive presents. Her psychoanalist has to be a funny one.